Today · Wednesday, 21 October 2026
Why did the student eat his homework? The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Wake-up calls across the UK
Wake-up calls
Wake up to the joke of the day
Start your morning with a laugh: order a wake-up call and we'll phone you at your chosen time with a cheerful good-morning greeting and a family-friendly joke. There's a new joke every day — here's today's.
Previous jokes
Yesterday · 20 October 2026
What kind of music do balloons dislike? Pop music.
Two days ago · 19 October 2026
Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing it.
How it works
Book a wake-up call to any UK mobile or landline for the time you choose, and pick "Joke of the day" as the wake-up style. We'll call you at that time, greet you with a cheerful good morning, and tell you that morning's family-friendly joke to start your day.
Everyone called on the same date hears the same joke, and a new one plays each day, drawn from a library of more than 100 jokes that we keep adding to — so even a long run of wake-up calls keeps bringing fresh jokes. Prefer something calmer? You can also choose a spoken good-morning greeting, birdsong, a rooster, or reveille instead.
Want tomorrow's joke read to you?
Order a wake-up call and pick the "Joke of the day" style — we'll phone you at your chosen time and start your morning with a laugh.
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