Today · Sunday, 6 September 2026
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Wake up calls to the UK
Wake up calls
Wake up to the joke of the day
Start your morning with a laugh: order a wake-up call and we'll phone you at your chosen time with a cheerful good-morning greeting and a family-friendly joke. There's a new joke every day — here's today's.
Previous jokes
Yesterday · 5 September 2026
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.
Two days ago · 4 September 2026
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
How it works
Book a wake-up call to any UK mobile or landline for the time you choose, and pick "Joke of the day" as the wake-up style. We'll call you at that time, greet you with a cheerful good morning, and tell you that morning's family-friendly joke to start your day.
Everyone called on the same date hears the same joke, and a new one plays each day, drawn from a library of more than 100 jokes that we keep adding to — so even a long run of wake-up calls keeps bringing fresh jokes. Prefer something calmer? You can also choose a spoken good-morning greeting, birdsong, a rooster, or reveille instead.
Want tomorrow's joke read to you?
Order a wake-up call and pick the "Joke of the day" style — we'll phone you at your chosen time and start your morning with a laugh.
Order a wake-up call